My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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