so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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