Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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