Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
tell me about the fingering
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