Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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