do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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