I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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