tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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