Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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