i need an iv and a liver transplant
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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