Have you finally orgasmed yet?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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