Are we in a gay sports bar?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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