You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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