I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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