Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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