She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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