she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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