Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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