I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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