sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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