I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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