dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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