AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
