I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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