Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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