she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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