help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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