so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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