Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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