your thong is hanging out like whoa
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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