Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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