And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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