i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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