i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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