I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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