TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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