I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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