My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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