hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
