no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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