i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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