This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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