I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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