Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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