You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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