Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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