office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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