school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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