If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my shit smells like andre
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
