is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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