Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I smell stomach acid.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
