Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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