got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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