what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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