Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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