Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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